Your monthly updates were a good way to keep both us and yourselves abreast of what was happening on your worthless mudball of planet. But then, you stopped! And as a result the Kree Empire fell behind on what was going on in marvel_mansion. But no more!
I, Ronan The Accuser, have compiled a list of recent activity happening on your tiny, imperfect, ignorant world. Your punishment is to read through this, and be updated on what is happening in your own culture.
There will be a quiz on this. And if you fail, I have a hammer that is bigger and badder than Thor's, and I am not afraid to use it!
Bump in the Night - You mean you still haven't figured out who the Hobgoblin is? Tch! I figured it out ages ago, but I'm not telling. Besides, I don't need the prize of a one year livejournal paid account for getting it right. You, however, may desire such a thing. Keep working on the mystery, and you may yet solve it.
The Search For Siryn / A Little Piece of Home - It seems that things have finally come to a head. The X-Men have cornered and wounded the mutant known as Nate Grey, only to find that a wounded animal is the most dangerous. Can the combined power of the X-Men, X-Force, The Juggernaut, Black Tom, and Deadpool overcome the raw power of Nate Grey?
That Yellow Bastard - Trapped on Mojoworld, where ratings make the rules, several of the younger members of the X-Men decide the best way to get themselves home is to Steal ratings their way.
Catastroika - All Natasha wants to do is retire, but it seems that life won't let her. Now that she is at her weakest, her past has come back to haunt her, and destroy her life.
Things happening in X-Land:
-The X-Men find out that offspring from other worlds showing up on your doorstep isn't limited to the Summers Clan anymore.
-How good of an inventor is Forge? He has apparently invented something that can think for itself, quite creatively. Not on the level of the Kree Supreme Intelligence, though.
-What happens when you mix one curious mutant Runaway with the Danger Room? See for yourself.
-Two lovers find that its very difficult to be miles apart.
-Chamber, who so rarely gets dates, finds his interrupted by the unexpected.
-After being struck down by one she called a friend (seriously, can't you people aim?), Madelyne Pryor is force to recover in the one place she never expected to be welcomed. Of course, not everyone was thrilled with her arrival.
Other things happening around your world:
-The Vampire Dracula has returned, and has taken over the Night Shift. Though Shroud isn't going to accept defeat, and has called for reinforcements. But is Dracula now in possession of something that can make him unstoppable?
-Luna Maximoff, the mixed breed child of an Inhuman and an earth mutant, is quickly approaching her birthday.
-Apparently the women of your world have nothing to do, and waste their time sitting around discussing tawdry romance novels. Ugh.
-There is no rest for the weary as SHIELD gets wind that something has gone terribly awry
-Namorita and Nova (whose helmet is dumb) have some not so innocent fun on one of their dates, which causes quite the problem when it becomes a public embarrassmentment. But amends are made, and their relationship continues on
-Night Thrasher of the New Warriors has thought of a creative way to get his team to train together.
-Boys will be boys. Which means that will be stupid about girls, booze, pets, and who to piss off. Though, for their actions, they aren't the only ones punished.
-A Kree walks among you, determined to turn your lesser race into something worthy. Yet you humans resist. Pathetic.
-Are you ready for some football? Danny Fenton is.
-Loki has decided to have a little fun. And it all started with one little book, which, when placed in certain hands ends up causing quite the mess.
-It seems that the one called Wonder Man was having trouble pulling himself together again. Perhaps he should have remained dead.
-There is no peace for the Prince of Atlantis. He can't even so much as read a book or have a quiet evening at home without being disturbed.
-Hn, apparently females of your world bond over beating people up. It seems to be a new trend. Which means either your females are getting tougher, or your men are as weak as we suspect.
-Thor, with his less awesome hammer, spends a little quiet time with his lady Sif.